Monday, March 28, 2022

Bienvenidos a Ocoa







 I moved to the mountains! The city of Ocoa is super pretty and small so everyone knows each other. That's a good thing because whenever I get lost I just have to tell anyone on the street where I'm trying to go or who I'm trying to find and they're quick to help the clueless American dweeb out. ("oh yeah they live straight past the yellow house, down the bad road and left at the sick dog...") 


We had a fun activity on Saturday for all the men in the little church out here. Our mission president brought his grill and cooked hamburgers for us, which everyone absolutely loved. Afterwards, he gave an awesome devotional about using the priesthood to bless others and rising up to be the men God needs us to be. He invited everyone to come to church so they could serve their families and friends and learn how to use the priesthood. It was very powerful. We played pool, dominoes and chess, classics from the dominican republic. I taught a little kid a few chords on my ukelele and he took it home to practice. The next day, on Sunday, every single person who was at that activity showed up to church and a few of them even brought their friends!

I'm pretty sure our house out here is the only one in the mission with a water heater so that's way nice. Although the water wasn't actually working when I first showed up so it was kind of a useless perk but then we all prayed as a house for the water to work and the next morning we all took hot showers. Crazy how prayer works like that!
I have a new companion who's cool AND he's cousins with Dwaine the rock Johnson. At least that's what he tells everyone.
On Wednesdays and Saturdays we take an hour hike way up into the jungle mountains to a village called "Parra" to teach English classes and preach the gospel of Jesus Christ. I've made a lot of cool friends up there!

I met a Menenite family from the states out here, we started speaking in English to each other and I found out they were missionaries too! They were a younger family with two little kids and were out here serving 3 year missions for their church, building homes, digging wells and ministering to people in need. They were so awesome. It is so inspiring for me to see people like them serve God with all their heart, might, mind and strength. Seeing their faith fortified my own.

The locals are all so loving in general, they almost always invite us in to make us a fruit drink or something even if we were only stopping to ask for directions or offer a blessing. There's a fruit here they call the "Gwanavana" or however you spell it, it's green on the outside and white on the inside and the juice it makes is SO Good!

I believe a big part of what makes these people so kind is that the majority of them believe in Jesus Christ. They are happy and positive. The locals of Ocoa are awesome examples of Christlike love and service.

Love you all! Hasta la próxima, 
Elder Johnson

Saturday, March 12, 2022

Being Happy Makes Me Sleepy



 I'll just sum it all up by telling you that God is absolutely real and I have had too many reminders that God actually listens to the prayers of every single one of His children to put up with somebody else who tells me that God doesn't have time to hear everyone. He is God. He has all the time literally in the world, is super patient, and loves us. He loves you. lot.

I find some of the purest joy in the things I do which I guess is actually super exhausting because I've never been more tired in my life. I just walk around literally all freaking day and the sun just drains my energy but also enough cool spiritual things happen that it keeps things way interesting. Lunchtime is different tho. I really want to help my companion cook someday but first I gotta learn how to quit my couch-sleeping addiction.

I taught some kids on our street that "que lo que" in english is "what's poppin dawg." Now every morning on me way out the door I'm greeted by an enthusiastic army of children shouting "what's poppin dawg" and it is absolutely legendary makes my day every time.

I was informed that I'm deceived and part of an evil cult lead by Satan once in an online facebook call and again on the street by a guy from New Jersey. Idk why Satan told me to serve a 2 year mission just to invite others to follow Christ and be good people but hey who am I to judge my evil leader's tactics.

I read the Book of Mormon again and felt the Spirit confirm it's true. I learned a lot of new cool stuff and my faith in Jesus Christ grew.

I'm seeing real miracles happen in the lives of the people I teach and there is nothing cooler than seeing someone change as they take on the joy that comes from following the example of Jesus Christ!

Yo if you're still reading this do yourself a HUGE favor and read Alma chapter 5 in the Book of Mormon right HERE:
I back these powerful words from an ancient prophet, I know that Jesus Christ has come in order to take away the guilt and sorrow of our mistakes. He teaches us how to become the best we can be. 
God is our loving Heavenly Father and He created us to have joy! If we follow the plan He made for us and do what we're supposed to with the life he gave us we can find the best kind of real happiness in this life and experience even more when we finally return to live with Him and our families again someday.

Love you all,
Elder Johnson


1. Helping Elder Gray cook a delicious lunch of pork marinated in a dangerous mixture of coke, oregano, crushed red pepper, and other assorted seasonings I can't remember.


2. Dinner with De Flete and his awesome family


3. Elevator shot


4. Jacqueline was baptized!! 🥳


5. English classes!


6. Fun story: we were about to cook rice. Bag of rice was full of bugs. We had no money, and were hungry. So we poured the whole bag out in a dish and played a fun game Elder Ashby and I made up called "pick every single freaking bug out of rice so we can eat rice today". Then when we were done we found out these bugs also lay all their eggs inside of the rice kernals so a bunch of the rice kernals we sorted out to eat still had bug maggots inside of them. We gave up and ate them anyway.


7. Found a CRAB BOIS we be eatin good tonight!!


8. Elder Ashby likes leaving me kind notes every now and then 🥰




9.  The family 💪💪💪


10. The disappointed look I give when my friends don't come to church

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